"Ew...People" Christmas Sweatshirt for the Anti-Social

Ready to express your true feelings about Christmas? Our popular character-themed "Ew...People" sweatshirt is the ultimate cozy-but-cranky antidote to festive crowds!

This hilarious and high-quality design features a famous, fuzzy green holiday character peeking out from a "zipper," complete with a Santa hat and a perfectly relatable motto: "Ew...People."

Choose Your Vibe:

• Classic Black: A sharp, versatile look that makes the bright green character and red hat really pop. Perfect for the stealth anti-socialite.

• Festive Green: A vibrant, deep festive colour that leans into the season while still delivering a humorous message.

Made from super soft, comfortable material, this jumper is ideal for wearing while wrapping gifts, dodging shoppers, or just enjoying some quiet time away from the noise. It’s a great gift for the cynic in your life!

Important Despatch Notice:

• Due to the extremely high demand for this popular  item, please allow 5 working days for despatch. We appreciate your patience as we prepare your festive (or anti-festive!) gear!

To guarantee delivery by Christmas, last orders for certain items will be accepted until 16th December. Orders after that may not arrive in time — thank you for understanding!